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Huh?

Welcome to the inside of my mind. Sorry for the clutter. While in the realm of nonfiction, let me just say memory is a lousy filer. To the best of my recollections the following actually happened. Hopefully none of it will hold up in court, being hearsay from an unreliable witness.

  • The Shadowpuppets

    [My apology to Stephen King, though he reimagined a jump-rope jingle based on miners folklore.] The classic horror movie trailer to the following story goes like this: COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU Little girls skipping rope, chanting: “Late last year & the year before Shadowpuppets Shadowpuppets tapping on my door Want to stay home,…

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  • Bonfire of the Profanities

    Well, fuck. Time once again to thin the herd. Though I don’t consider myself particularly foulmouthed in person, my journals are sprinkled liberally with salty language. As with anyone, some of my ideas have a stench about them. The good stuff has already been gleaned & polished. It’s the scat that’s left. I wish that…

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  • Peninsula Gothic

    Let me bore you with some ruins. The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only surviving structure of the original 7 Wonders of the World, but it shares a common element with the lost 6. Then a new 7 Wonders list was made, including Petra, Machu Picchu, Great Wall of China, etc. (Angkor Wat was…

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  • Now You See It, Now You Don’t

    In a somewhat liminal space, dusty & dark, thick with spider silks & a paper wasp nest or two, there are remnants of a lost civilization. Or, so a 9yr old imagines. On the rafters of the garage lay haphazardly strewn sheets of plywood to contain boxes of the distant past. A pretend archaeologist’s dream.…

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  • 1,001 Sleights

    (Well, not really) If Scheherazade took a page from Melville, this mashup could be the result. Our narrator’s first tale is of a hermit residing in a shed in the forest. Not unlike Ted Kaczynski, though without the explosives. Most of the forests have been razed, for no other reason than an economy based on…

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  • Nobody Bothered to Write This

    [What follows is playing with words to intentionally skew meaning. This story is written in 3rd person omniscient. No disrespect to other nonbinaries intended, but my pronouns are anyone/everyone/nobody for the purposes of this narrative. A writer writes for anyone, or everyone, or sometimes nobody. That’s why I found these pronouns intriguing.] With the metal,…

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